The other day I ate gay squirrel meat. It tasted terrible, so I gave it to my dog. He vomited it and a molting bird ate it. The bird keeled over and died midair and a cat ate him. The cat got hit by a car and a oppusum knawed at the remains. The oppusum was kicked by a homeless man. It landed 10 yards away and died on impact. A raccoon consumed the corpse and shortly fought a squirrel afterward. The racoon lost and died. The squirrel ate the remains not knowing that somewhere in that racoon was his older gay brother.
is it normal to be frustrated with how gay is going mainstream?
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The other day I ate gay squirrel meat. It tasted terrible, so I gave it to my dog. He vomited it and a molting bird ate it. The bird keeled over and died midair and a cat ate him. The cat got hit by a car and a oppusum knawed at the remains. The oppusum was kicked by a homeless man. It landed 10 yards away and died on impact. A raccoon consumed the corpse and shortly fought a squirrel afterward. The racoon lost and died. The squirrel ate the remains not knowing that somewhere in that racoon was his older gay brother.
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Moments when WTF is not enough