Has anyone else ever gone into a toilet, found four of the five urinals occupied and the only spot is one with two men on either side, and opted instead for the cubicle? But, because men have their pride, then peed really slowly and made it land on the porcelain rather than in the water (where it would be heard and acknowledged as a fail to have gone in the cubicle when there was a urinal spot free). And then listened through the cubicle door until all the original pee-ers have been replaced by some other men who don't know how long you've been in the cubicle and it's certainly not 90 seconds for a girly wee but really you've been there for about three years defecating an entirely manly planet and you can then come out, roar, and wash your hands with pride because you are a man!
Personally, I've never done this. Just checking if anyone else has!
Is it normal to be fear of pee in front of others? I am boy!
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Has anyone else ever gone into a toilet, found four of the five urinals occupied and the only spot is one with two men on either side, and opted instead for the cubicle? But, because men have their pride, then peed really slowly and made it land on the porcelain rather than in the water (where it would be heard and acknowledged as a fail to have gone in the cubicle when there was a urinal spot free). And then listened through the cubicle door until all the original pee-ers have been replaced by some other men who don't know how long you've been in the cubicle and it's certainly not 90 seconds for a girly wee but really you've been there for about three years defecating an entirely manly planet and you can then come out, roar, and wash your hands with pride because you are a man!
Personally, I've never done this. Just checking if anyone else has!
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you made my day. absolutly hilarious