On second thought, don't hit the books. Head to Canberra, the national capital, to work for an escort service to fancy ambassadors and dignitaries. You could specialize in MFM threesomes. Does the amabassador of Zimbabwe need help giving the Lady Ambassador a double penetration? You are there with panache and eagerness. Perhaps the First Grandmother of Bengladesh needs a bit of a hump to help her with her posture? You are a class act and she won't settle for anything less.
You certainly have the sense of entitlement that is needed for the job.
I reckon I'll pass on that job, thank you. Millions of internet quizzes show that I'm classy, the fancier of the fancy, and sophisticated but the only job I'm interested in is possibly a doctor, philosopher or king, and mind you many people get jobs without a degree in tertiary school so I would be perfect as a doctor.
Thanks but I'll skip on such a job, dirty jobs are for personal gain or to entertain an audience, not a public affair, I'll just sit with my gourmet coffee and let the dollars roll in.
Fuck the jobs, it's making sacrifices and putting pain on yourself, it's not natural, it's evil to do gruelling work, I'll explain, only a Christian or sickly twisted altruist will take pain to accept a contradiction of pain, it's inhuman, that's what work does. Having a job is a Christian invention, and because of that, paid work is altruistic.
You are trading your meager personal dignity for exquisite luxury. Don't be dumb. Kings and princes do this all the time. They are puppets of first world intelligence organizations especially the Americans. Kings feel like whores so they create the illusion of dignity.
Is it normal to be fancy, exquisite, high and mighty and pre-eminent?
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On second thought, don't hit the books. Head to Canberra, the national capital, to work for an escort service to fancy ambassadors and dignitaries. You could specialize in MFM threesomes. Does the amabassador of Zimbabwe need help giving the Lady Ambassador a double penetration? You are there with panache and eagerness. Perhaps the First Grandmother of Bengladesh needs a bit of a hump to help her with her posture? You are a class act and she won't settle for anything less.
You certainly have the sense of entitlement that is needed for the job.
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I reckon I'll pass on that job, thank you. Millions of internet quizzes show that I'm classy, the fancier of the fancy, and sophisticated but the only job I'm interested in is possibly a doctor, philosopher or king, and mind you many people get jobs without a degree in tertiary school so I would be perfect as a doctor.
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You could be a psychologist to rich people. No training required.
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ill train your dick with my ass
I don't think so, I might take up being king in England though (or become Australia's first king).
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Just remember that Kings are whores.
Thanks but I'll skip on such a job, dirty jobs are for personal gain or to entertain an audience, not a public affair, I'll just sit with my gourmet coffee and let the dollars roll in.
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That's what I do. Drink gourmet coffee and play the stock market with my million dollars in liquid assets. The dollars come rolling in.
Fuck the jobs, it's making sacrifices and putting pain on yourself, it's not natural, it's evil to do gruelling work, I'll explain, only a Christian or sickly twisted altruist will take pain to accept a contradiction of pain, it's inhuman, that's what work does. Having a job is a Christian invention, and because of that, paid work is altruistic.
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You are trading your meager personal dignity for exquisite luxury. Don't be dumb. Kings and princes do this all the time. They are puppets of first world intelligence organizations especially the Americans. Kings feel like whores so they create the illusion of dignity.