Is it normal to be afraid of your own boogers

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I have a intense fear of my boogers. Anytime I blow my nose and see the boogers I get so scared that they will come to life and crawl on me eat my skin. Whenever I feel boogers in my nose I blow them out immediately cause I'm afraid they will crawl up my nose and eat my brain. After blowing my nose I end up catching the tissue on fire to kill those disgusting creatures.

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Based on 18 votes (4 yes)
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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    Eat them!

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    • Checkmate_King
      6 years ago

      Ya got any recipes?

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    • lordofopinions
      5 years ago

      Blah! That's disgusting. Yuck!!

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  • Tealights
    6 years ago

    ...... You know what boogers are right? Damn, they teach you guys nothing in school nowadays.

    Shit goes up your nose DAILY, and you can't stop it. Every breath is a tiny bugs opportunity to explore your insides, along with everything else. But wait... you have mucus and nose hair at your defense! Anything tiny enough to get caught in your nose hair will get covered in the mucus and form a booger.

    Be happy, because boogers is your body saying, "Hey. I caught something!"

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  • lonewolf1253
    6 years ago

    Get on anti-psychotics. Your clearly insane.

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  • Checkmate_King
    6 years ago

    I'm only afraid of the boogers that have a tiny face looking like Jeff Goldblum and teeny lobster claws.

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  • McBean
    6 years ago

    Where is GB when you need him?

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