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NEVER turn your back on a statue, they'll grab you and ass rape you with the granite fuck sticks.
That's statutory rape right there
I tried to fuck a statue once, but she was unresponsive.
me too and thats why they banned me from the museum
That's right. As I remember, you got kicked out of a wedding once for fucking the cake. Gotta give y'all a thumbs up on that one. Somebody's got to show the happy couple how to enjoy dessert.
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NEVER turn your back on a statue, they'll grab you and ass rape you with the granite fuck sticks.
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That's statutory rape right there
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I tried to fuck a statue once, but she was unresponsive.
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me too and thats why they banned me from the museum
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That's right. As I remember, you got kicked out of a wedding once for fucking the cake. Gotta give y'all a thumbs up on that one. Somebody's got to show the happy couple how to enjoy dessert.