Is it normal to be afraid of birds?
Not real birds. I'm totally cool with ducks quacking all up on me and such. But I have a pretty distinct fear of cartoon birds. Like, for example, my cousin has this "adorable" owl pillow in her house, but every time I look at it, I'm afraid it will come to life and eat my penis off. I don't know what it is, I guess it probably stems from the fear of my childhood when a man in a bird suit shoved pennies into my bumhole. Am I normal?? :/ :/