IIN to be a weirdo?

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  • Probably just anxiety and Derealization. You need to keep away from alcohol and drugs, eat higher protein lower fat food, drink more water, get more sun, but most importantly get A LOT more exercise.

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    • I have been clean for over half a year and have never been a drug addict. No alcohol, opioid stash, no more cannabis. I force myself to exercise, but it doesn't really help.

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    • This is very true. Don't forget to tell him about the benefits of getting comfortable in his bedroom, pulling down his pants and wanking. In general, orgasms are a good cure for neurosis. Meeting with a psychologist is important to discover the fundamental causes of all of this.

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      • I don't know if that should be funny, but I already know that it can be relaxing to marsturb. I'm way past the age of puberty. Orgasms are useless. And to be honest, I don't feel like it at all. The only thing that happens is that an elephant comes and sucks the shit out of my ass.

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        • The elephant sounds like important symbolism. Does the elephant have a name?

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          • No. Not really. Would it be a good idea to give him a name?

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            • Well let's consider this. Is he a nice elephant? All this weirdness is very intriguing.

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              • No. He scares me. Because he knows my name. And he looks me in the eyes like he's going to tell my roommates so that they can laugh about it.

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