Once upon a time, I believe I had it in me to become a great troll. Back when I got my first computer and a dial up modem, there were tweenies all over the interweb of lies parading as Daniel Radcliffe, one even claiming to know his preferred toothpaste was colgate. I figured I could do it better, but it was already so overdone. Instead I pillaged yahoo chatrooms with talk of seamonkies and brewed message board dramas, nice and reserved by my day username but rude and cantankerous by night. I even trolled my own mother with a fake letter of some excessive debt ( lemme just brag about how I printed the address on a plain sheet of paper and folded it perfectly to look like an official envelope) who I nearly provoked into a mental breakdown.
I wanted to go places and troll harder, maybe get a bot and learn to hack. I could have had my own YouTube channel or become an avid viner. But then along came the devils lettuce and I gave it all up. Sometimes you can find me stumbling around the dark anonymous website post stream on first street, offering bad advice, dream interpretations and distasteful jokes to anyone who will listen....
IIN to be a troll?
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Once upon a time, I believe I had it in me to become a great troll. Back when I got my first computer and a dial up modem, there were tweenies all over the interweb of lies parading as Daniel Radcliffe, one even claiming to know his preferred toothpaste was colgate. I figured I could do it better, but it was already so overdone. Instead I pillaged yahoo chatrooms with talk of seamonkies and brewed message board dramas, nice and reserved by my day username but rude and cantankerous by night. I even trolled my own mother with a fake letter of some excessive debt ( lemme just brag about how I printed the address on a plain sheet of paper and folded it perfectly to look like an official envelope) who I nearly provoked into a mental breakdown.
I wanted to go places and troll harder, maybe get a bot and learn to hack. I could have had my own YouTube channel or become an avid viner. But then along came the devils lettuce and I gave it all up. Sometimes you can find me stumbling around the dark anonymous website post stream on first street, offering bad advice, dream interpretations and distasteful jokes to anyone who will listen....
*Fades out of the spotlight*
https://youtu.be/gxEPV4kolz0