Is it normal to be a ninja?

I learn the art of stealth, I learn how to become the ninja, I learn how to blend in while I wear all black at night, I make sure I floor my enemies, while I do the training during the day to become a full ninja I make sure it is perfected, which means for me learning martial arts is the key to use as self-defence.

Is It Normal?
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 10 ) Sort: best | oldest
  • Listen, I'm no ninja expert, but I don't think most ninjas walk into a room and start screaming about being a ninja. It doesn't seem to be in their nature.

    Except maybe Michalangelo, but he's a party dude. I honestly think he has a drug problem.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • You know how to blend into the night. Next you must learn to become the night

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • It's kind of cringe in retrospect, but to be honest you sound like you are true to yourself and you have a full life with hobbies and interests and a way of getting exercise, so I guess you're doing better than me :)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • I think it would be pretty cool to be a Ninja, but it's a rather lofty gisl.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • I too creep through the shadows dressed in all black and floor my opponents at night. I use my ninja powers to attract bad guys so I always know the first person to walk by the bushes I hide in is a bad guy.

    I think my greatest opponent yet is soon to come; the local news reported that a lunatic dressed in all black is attacking people at random. I have to do something about this.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • This is merely steath. Can you climb? Can you somersault off a wall?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • If you wanna be a true ninja you need to learn to fight. Also being a ninja requires great physical fitness. You dont wanna be a fat ninja those never make it

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Can you throw a shuriken?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • ninjas are dumb >:(

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Owwww ninjas are gay.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
Add A Comment