Is it normal to be a "know it all"?

I start sentences with "did you know..." a lot. It really isn't that I try to be a know it all, I just get really excited over weird stuff and feel compelled to share my knowledge with others. Stuff like how rats are ticklish, how some parasites can zombify certain invertabrates, how light is both a wave and a particle, and how dolphins really aren't so sweet and have been known to commit gang rape. I just can't help myself, I need to spread the information.

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  • moomus

    I didn't know about the dolphins....

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  • tori

    Dappled, your humor is wonderful. :-)

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    • dappled

      Aww, Tori, I think out of anyone on IIN, you've been the most consistently nice to me. Actually, you've been the most consistently nice to people in general. I don't know what other people think, but I really appreciate having someone like you around. You make IIN a nicer place to be. :)

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  • Riddler

    I don't think this is what a know it all is. A know it all is someone who believes they know it all and so assumes they are always right.

    Simply being informed and intelligent is not a bad thing. However jealous people will often take your knowledge as an insult to their own intelligence.

    If people are so offended you know things tell them to pick up a book and educate themselves. You should not have to be stupid simply because they cant handle it.

    We need more people like you in this world. People who think make discoveries and inventions. People who do not are doomed to mediocrity their entire lives. Dont be an idiots because society says you have to be. To anyone that tells you otherwise tell them they can go suck it.

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  • dont worry i do it to but i learned to stop pointing because every time i do i have to be hit in the head by ...something

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  • wow! seriously like half the comments are from defintleynotnormal89 and the author. but u seem cool. i would so hang out with you if u were my friend!

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  • megipop626

    Defenitlynotnormall8 are you the person who submitted this story?

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    • DefinitelyNotNormal89

      No I'm not?

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  • Belljar

    (sic)Random

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  • wigsplitz

    Try to work it into conversation at appropriate times and don't be too predictable with it.

    Really, I think the only time you can impress people in general with your knowledge is if you use your knowledge to help them personally (help them win a trivia game, help them out of trouble, help them with work or school, etc). Otherwise they just don't care.

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  • BigKahunaBurger

    Here's a fun animal one: male anglerfish see their much larger female counterparts as food. As the male begins to nibble on her, his mouth gets fused to her body. The two become atrophied and he is gradually consumed until only his testes remain dangling from her body. She can have several sets of testicles attached to her at any time, and inseminate herself at will. =D

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    • DefinitelyNotNormal89

      I'm loving this one, I got some-what obsessed with the anglerfish after Finding Nemo!
      And I am not exaggerating when I say my cat does not shut up- like owner like pet lol

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  • BigKahunaBurger

    I love people who share random facts and teach me something that I didn't know.

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  • tori

    Did you know I'm the same way?

    Haha! No really. I do that also. I do have to stop myself. Family and friends got irritated. Like you, I get excited about something and just want to share it.

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    • dappled

      Yay for excited people who want to share things. It's got to be better than bored, selfish people.

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  • dappled

    I have a big problem with this myself. I try not to do it but it's difficult not to. If I hear myself doing it, I stop myself. I think people think it's showing off or trying to intimidate but really it's just pure excitement at how amazing the world is. Sounds like it's the same for you.

    The wave-particle duality thing fascinates me and horrifies me in equal measure. My jaw dropped when I was taught it but then I realised that what I was being taught was, essentially, wrong. Yes, light sometimes behaves as a particle and sometimes as a wave but that's because we're trying to model it on something familiar. The fact that it does both means that it's neither. The science is a fudge made for the sake of being able to predict things. I prefer "is" to "like". I want to know what light "is" not what it behaves "like". Someone one day will explain it. But, for now, we don't know.

    It's like how gravity acts on bodies that have mass. Photons have no mass so why can't they escape a black hole? A black hole should have no effect on light at all, but the very name of a black hole implies that it does. The truth (or the current truth) is that gravity (and by implication, mass) bends reality. By the very act of existing, you are bending reality. Amazing stuff.

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  • Belljar

    I love how you dolts use google to spew randow ( and all, essentially, untrue) "facts" as though you bullshitters actually walk around just KNOWING cool, random facts. Lol if only you pulled your heads from out your bums, you'd know you don't appear smart...but instead rather quite idiotic.

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    • dappled

      Thank you. That is actually the biggest compliment you could have paid us. We actually do know things and the fact that you think it's impossible that we could store things in our brain is just really flattering. It makes us seem like superheroes or something.

      Thank you again for not thinking we can do the impossible tasks of reading and remembering.

      P.S. (sic) means that the mistake was intentional and usually meant to convey that someone else had made a mistake, that you repeated it, but that you're aware of it. How's this relevant to your "randow"?

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  • DefinitelyNotNormal89

    Ahhh I'm a sucker for random facts, my favourite ones are the ones that make people say "no...really?!". I think everytime my family hear me say "Did you know..." they want to disown me.

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    • dappled

      Sharks have an immune system which makes it virtually impossible for them to contract cancer. Also, their livers are good for treating piles. I don't want to think how that was discovered. A pile-suffering scientist discovering a washed-up shark on a beach and thinking, I wonder if...

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      • DefinitelyNotNormal89

        Lol I did not know this! And now I have a head full of scenarios about how they figured this out. Apparently the bull frog never sleeps? I'm asking you this as you're like Dr.Dolittle (I don't think it's been scientifically proven)
        Also food for thought that you'd appreciate; Earth is the only planet not named after a god or goddess!

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        • dappled

          Ooh, don't get me started on astronomy. The earth, the moon and the sun all have names that virtually nobody uses (Terra, Luna, and Sol). Plus the earth has two moons (Cruithne is our second, tiny moon).

          Jupiter's satellites are all named after mythological characters who have a connection with Zeus. And all of Uranus' satellites are named after characters of Shakespeare or Alexander Pope.

          There you go - a bumper crop of mini-factoids. On the animal side, when a woodpecker retracts its tongue, it coils around its brain and this protects its head when it's pecking wood.

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          • DefinitelyNotNormal89

            This might sound like a really dumb question but aren't Terra, Luna and Sol their latin names and is this the reason we don't call them by that?
            Dappled my little space geek!
            Did you know cats can make over 100 verbal sounds where as a dog can only make about 10?

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            • dappled

              Hehe, I wrote a story on here last year about how my dog could talk but after learning woof, howl and bark, he'd got really lazy about learning any new words.

              P.S. On Venus, a day is longer than a year so you really do get all four seasons in a day.

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            • dappled

              Nope - Terra, Luna and Sol are their real names (but yes, from Latin roots). Astrophysicists often use Sol and occasionally Luna, but never Terra.

              Another one for you is the one about why Bono always wears sunglasses. It's because he was born without eyes and actually just has two maltesers in his eye sockets.

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            • BigKahunaBurger

              Cats are very talkative lol.

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