Is it normal to be a creeper magnet?

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I have a special talent for attracting creepers: weirdos who seem like their parents locked them in the basement their whole lives and they never had human contact before...well...before the day I meet them. Now I love adorable, slightly awkward guys as much as the next person, but these people seriously have all the social skills of road kill.

I know that sounds mean, but if you were out walking (in broad daylight) and some random stranger came up to you trying to touch you/grab your arm/stroke your hair/hug you/tell you he loves you, wouldn't you be a bit freaked out? I asked my friends if they have the same problem, and it seems like it's just me.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    13 years ago

    yeah, it sucks -_- here's another winner to add to my list: a sicko followed me up to my floor in my apartment and kept barking at me. at least he wasn't naked...yikes that is freaky, randomjelly.

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  • so_damn_unpretty
    13 years ago

    i have this same issue, probably we are too nice. In highschool I befriended alot of people everyone else found creepy. I always thought, wow, this person has probably never even been given a chance, theyre probably really nice and everyone needs friends. Five stalkers in my lifetime have taught me some people, there is a reason they dont have friends. (harsh, i know)

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  • jameilious
    12 years ago

    Yea they always blow up my shit after I spent hours building! Fuck creepers

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    • OtherSide
      10 years ago

      ^ that

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  • xxxbeautifullybrokenxxx
    13 years ago

    Yeah there is a reason that no one ever gave them a chance lol

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  • Ryuhei
    13 years ago

    IM A CREEPER MAGNET TO EXPECALLY PEDOPHILES!!!

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Holy Christ on a cracker! Same thing happens to my girlfriend and I! I've had weirdos stalk and try to break into my apartment (got arrested), another tried the same thing (while naked) and ended up in the nut house...etc etc etc! Same thing with my girlfriend. She's had stalkers at her job (one tried to kill himself), delivering weird gifts, etc etc etc! I don't know what the deal is! I would recommend you watch yourself...it never seems to go away!

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Try scowling more often.
    :-)

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  • OtherSide
    10 years ago

    It does suck. I'm usually just browsing on the internet when I see a post like "OMG im a hot gurl and men cnt keep away frm me. Wat pervs lol!!" Sometimes more creepers join in and say things like "lol i feel just the same OMG FML!!!" and "men are such pigs lol!!! I mean wtf grrl?!?! lol fml omg"

    But there's a simple solution to this problem: I leave a sarcastic comment and then browse elsewhere.

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  • CountryRoads
    13 years ago

    Ugh I feel you girl. It's probably because you're too nice to them...that's at least my
    Problem.
    I'm so tired of hearing people say that attractive girls never give ugly dorky boys a chance...it's because they get clingy, creepy, and stalkerish.
    I had a guy who I say hi to every morning who works in a lab that I use just email my sister to ask her what kind of stone I would like in a ring.
    Ugh. I'm in a fake Facebook relationship just to deter my creepers.
    And they're all obese. It does a number on my self esteem, really...

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  • LetsLeadNotFollow
    13 years ago

    Normal!!!
    I have the exact same problem and I now get very nervous about going out even shopping by myself. These people just seem to feel the need to follow me', touch me, grab me it's horrible!!!

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  • TheConsciousElectron
    13 years ago

    I'm a creeper magnet too!!!!!

    fuck my life

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  • whiplash
    13 years ago

    The same thing has happened to my friend and I!

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  • deepthought33
    13 years ago

    I was gonna say me too, but yea...not as awkwardly as poster and randomjelly.

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Barking? Haha that made me belly laugh! Gotta love the loonies!

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  • kneegnaw
    13 years ago

    Creepers get on my nerves. Seriously, I wish I had bodyguards that'll scare them off or even teach them a lesson if they get too close. The stalker ones espescially are annoying -.-"

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