Is it normal to always wonder what my pancreas is thinking?

IIN refuse half of my stories But this idiotic acid trip of a story gets approved.

Ow! My pancreas!

damn! Thats some powerful weed there!

Its probably thinking of getting cancer. I kid.

He's thinking about how delicious he'd be with a fine Chianti and some favah beans.

Now he's telling you to get in the back of my van...

He's been thinking about getting pancreatitis:/

Is this not a part of your body? I do not think that part of you is thinking. The part that thinks is your brain. From the sounds of it you do not have a very good one.

"I am Jack's raging bile duct"

ur a fucken ass doosh

you my friend, are sick. go get admitted somewhere.

take him out and talk to him :) if you can't find him buy a netter collection of medical illustrations and open your way to it =D

oh just producing enzymes and hormones such as insulin, the usual.

This is why I hate people.