Is it normal to act like a beached whale?

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I feel and act like a beached whale... I find myself moaning and rolling in and out of water. when I see whales, I see myself. I am sexually attracted to other whales and sometimes wear flippers. My family thinks I should see a doctor, but this just part of me. Am I okay?

of course 0
no 7
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the fuck 12
me too 3
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  • dirtybirdy
    6 years ago

    Yooouuuuuuuuu arrrrrrre weeeeiiiiirrrrddddddrd

    I speak whale

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      that was offensive to my culture

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      • dirtybirdy
        6 years ago

        Oh, shove it up your blowhole, buddy!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          very rude,, my blowhole is sensitive, thank you very much.

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          • dirtybirdy
            6 years ago

            Careful now, it may get raped

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              6 years ago

              woah! my blowhole is not open to that kind of thing. pls stop, my blowhole doesn't like it.

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