You've totally blown it now! Your boyfriend believed you were some sort of goddess with a pristine, completely odorless body, and now he's probably having second thoughts because it turns out you're merely human.
Digestion produces gasses. Sardines fart. Cattle fart enough methane to alter the greenhouse gas effect. Human beings fart.
Congrats on being able to vent the gas gently for three years, but you really don't need to worry about it (assuming your boyfriend is not a complete jerk).
The only time you need to be careful is in really intimate moments. If his face is somewhere in the vicinity of the gas release valve and you feel something building up, you'd be well-advised to go for a little tactical re-positioning.
Is it normal to accidently fart in front of boyfriend
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You've totally blown it now! Your boyfriend believed you were some sort of goddess with a pristine, completely odorless body, and now he's probably having second thoughts because it turns out you're merely human.
Digestion produces gasses. Sardines fart. Cattle fart enough methane to alter the greenhouse gas effect. Human beings fart.
Congrats on being able to vent the gas gently for three years, but you really don't need to worry about it (assuming your boyfriend is not a complete jerk).
The only time you need to be careful is in really intimate moments. If his face is somewhere in the vicinity of the gas release valve and you feel something building up, you'd be well-advised to go for a little tactical re-positioning.