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After a dinner containing baked beans, I got up slowly to move to another room, when out came several miscues, don't know if he heard or not, did not have hearing aid on, but he was also down the hall, but pretty loud. I am so embarrassed, been seeing each other with love for almost 3 years.
It's abnormal that you managed to NOT fart in front of him 3 years prior... don't worry about it
We fart in front of each other all the time. Hell, we poop with the door wide open, because that's how the cat likes it.
Why do cats love to come in the bathroom while people are taking dumps???
I dunno, maybe it makes them feel powerful? Maybe cats think we need their comfort while we birth the mudsnakes? Then again, maybe cats just like to inspect us while we dump to make sure that nothing is amiss.
I just think it's very important to do what the cats want, and keep them happy.
I had a cat that would furiously scratch on the bathroom door and reach his paws underneath the door after I went in to take dumps. I ended up just keeping the door cracked so he could open it up and watch me dump. He would roll around and meow the whole time.
What's fun is dealing with a dog and a cat simultaneously while trying to dump. Lots of paws, barking, whining and of course the meowing. I think what's ideal is when a cat knows how to stand on his hind legs and open the door, which is why I prefer not to have round door knobs, because they're not easy for the cat.
Did the ferrets do anything interesting when you were dumping?
I don't care what haters say, everything is better with a house cat in the mix. I don't really trust people who don't like cats, yanno?
Yes, the ferrets would be the WORST! My parents ferrets were turds..i remember taking a dump at my parents house while visiting one year...I came up with the great idea to bring all three ferrets into the bathroom to ran around while i dumped...I regretted it. They got really excited and started unravelling the toilet paper rolls..while abother ferret starting wiping its butt all over the WALLS for no reason. Long story short they made a huge mess in the 20 minutes it took me to take a dump..
What's fun is dealing with a dog and a cat simultaneously while trying to dump. Lots of paws, barking, whining and of course the meowing. I think what's ideal is when a cat knows how to stand on his hind legs and open the door, which is why I prefer not to have round door knobs, because they're not easy for the cat.
Did the ferrets do anything interesting when you were dumping?
I don't care what haters say, everything is better with a house cat in the mix. I don't really trust people who don't like cats, yanno?
You've totally blown it now! Your boyfriend believed you were some sort of goddess with a pristine, completely odorless body, and now he's probably having second thoughts because it turns out you're merely human.
Digestion produces gasses. Sardines fart. Cattle fart enough methane to alter the greenhouse gas effect. Human beings fart.
Congrats on being able to vent the gas gently for three years, but you really don't need to worry about it (assuming your boyfriend is not a complete jerk).
The only time you need to be careful is in really intimate moments. If his face is somewhere in the vicinity of the gas release valve and you feel something building up, you'd be well-advised to go for a little tactical re-positioning.
Many guys want to hear fart. I personally love to watch a sexy girl farting in front of me.
Just jokingly say "I just farted haha" and have a good laugh. Most boys I know find farts funny.
i find farts repulsive im 60 years old. legumes are bad because they are so hard to digest , besides they are really seeds of the next generation and as such contain toxins to kill creatures that eat them , they also are all loaded with biocompounds that latch on and hold nutrients from the soil and digestive tract. to me its a negative no win situation. infact untill man cooked them and made pots to boil them , they were not even human food at all. its possible to go years without farting if you eat human only food.
Everybody farts - we give off a certain amount of gas from our digestive system and we have to belch it or fart it. Even the Queen of Britain farts - it's said that she did so once and Lord Someone apologised.