Is it normal to absolutely hate the sound of men peeing?

I feel like men pee much louder than women. For as long as I can remember,the sound makes me cringe. Anyone else feel this way?

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Based on 31 votes (14 yes)
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  • Dustyair

    Sounds to me like somebody needs a nappy, and their oinky blanket, cause they don't have a penis........

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Yeah I've never understood why other guys can't pee around the side of the bowl instead of straight into the water, it's a bit inconsiderate really.

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    • Turn up the music.

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  • lordofopinions

    A lot of places in older areas of Paris the toilet are holes in the floor. No dividers or anything. For use by both sexes. Military people stationed in France called them missile silos.

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  • Handyman

    It's normally the men that want to be noticed that is so noisy.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Yes, it's gross. I respect a man who is willing to pee sitting down. Standing up to pee is gross. It's disgusting how they all sprinkle a little on the floor around the toilet, it's like they're marking their territory which is vile.

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    • A guy sitting isn’t natural though.

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      • Data

        Taking a shit on a toilet isn't "natural" either.

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        • It's natural to shit squatting just like it's natural to piss standing (for guys). The toilet simply eases the squat strain on the legs. So not really an argument.

          The real vile thing is men forced to relieve themselves on a contraption designed for taking shits. Luckily public restrooms resolve this error with urinals.

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    • fakeaccount3

      Germans pee sitting down :]

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      • RoseIsabella

        I like that!

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      • pendletonGibbs

        Half of them do.

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      • randypete

        They are a loud of pussys

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  • Wtf.

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  • Ummitsme

    Someone's penis envy is showing! I often pee standing up right before/after sitting to shit.

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  • dilater

    you are nuts

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  • Aethylfritha

    Yes its a disgusting sound. Amazing most men still can't not get their piss IN the toilet.

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  • Aethylfritha

    Yes it is.

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  • MrsEdGein

    I saw this on a sign on eBay:

    "If you sprinkle when you tinkle be sweet and wipe the seat"

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    • lordofopinions

      It's actually:

      If you sprinkle when you tinkle
      Be a sweety and wipe the seaty

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    • Darkknight

      Be sweet and lift the seat.

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    • If you miss when you...

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  • Checkmate_King

    I find the hissing of a woman peeing erotic.

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  • fakeaccount3

    Some guy told me that girls have a woosh noise when they pee, i never noticed that but it's kinda true, plus it seems like girl's piss streams are a bit thicker than men's

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    • Boojum

      Not sure about the rate of flow, but it would make sense if women's urine streams were greater, since the female urethra is a lot shorter. A given pressure will push more water through a short hose than a long one.

      I've noticed the "whoosh" sound, but always assumed that was due to the acoustics of sitting on a toilet.

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      • McBean

        Test your hypothesis, sir. Sit down next time you take a piss.

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        • I think he sits down every time he takes a piss. He's a squatter!!

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    Oh yeah?! Well...well... at least I can aim! I absolutely hate how women are so innacurate.

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    • Yeah. They don't have the superpower of being able to pee out a campfire like us. Ha ha.

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    • Wow. You do know women pee pretty much straight down when they sit or squat?

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      • Boojum

        Generally, yeah, but our daughter's anatomy seems to be arranged such that she tends to spray forward enough to splash pee on the front rim of the toilet. When I lift the seat to take a piss after she's recently been, there's always urine on the underside.

        My wife hasn't noticed, and I haven't said anything, since it's not a big deal, and girls tend to have enough hang-ups about "down there" as it is.

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        • fakeaccount4

          she is probably leaning too far back, the only way to piss "straight down" as a girl is if you are leaning forward a bit

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          • Exactly. I was going to suggest his wife tells her to lean with forearms on knees. That should help.

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        • lordofopinions

          Are you SURE she is a girl or maybe a hermaphrodite?

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      • Pumpurrnickel

        Wow. You do know I'm not being serious?

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        • Wow. You’re sexy.

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          • McBean

            Sexy now? Just wait until he writes his name in the snow with a stream of yellow urine.

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