Is it normal this happened to me while riding my bike?

So I was riding my bike to my elite university in Boston the other day when I smashed into something and fell off. I looked to see what it was, and it was anti-hero's amputated leg that he cut off because he believed in his mind that he was an amputee. A beautiful girl who was 42 years my junior then came up to me and asked if I needed help getting up. I accepted her help and decided to marry her, buy a boat and sail the Caribbean.