Is it normal the ocean makes my boobs hurt?

Whenever I'm in the ocean for too long, I begin to have a painful stinging in both boobs. It hurts so much I have to punch them to relieve the pain for a moment.
I swear this is real, Is it normal???

Is It Normal?
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  • It sounds like your breasts are sensitive to something in the water - perhaps the salt.

    It sounds like the self-punching is a bit like itching... generating controlled pain that releases endorphins to counteract an irritation

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  • Why would punching them relieve the pain? Wouldn't that make them hurt more?

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  • Staying in the ocean for a long time is probably making your boobs cold so they hurt.

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  • Weird...

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  • I see this one of two ways:

    1. This is a real condition in which I feel very bad for you and have no advice.

    2. This is fake and you're the best person to ever walk the Earth for posting it.

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  • Perhaps if you werent such a filthy whore who lets numerous guys squeeze and fondle them out in the water or use them for personal floatation devices they wouldnt start hurting you so much.

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