I do this except I aim for my penis, then as the spit is in the air I attempt to manoeuvre my penis out of the way just in time. It's a game against myself, a battle between mouth and penis. Who will win? Who will lose? In both cases me, but oh what larks shall be had in the pursuit of the inevitable.
IIN that, whenever I'm standing and peeing, I have the urge to spit
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I do this except I aim for my penis, then as the spit is in the air I attempt to manoeuvre my penis out of the way just in time. It's a game against myself, a battle between mouth and penis. Who will win? Who will lose? In both cases me, but oh what larks shall be had in the pursuit of the inevitable.
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Katspa26
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HAHAHAHAHA