Constipation? You need more vegetable fiber and hydration. Alas, if you enjoy your reign upon the porcelain throne for half hour interludes, enjoy!
I think for the most part everybody feels good after taking a poo. There's even tee shirts that say, "I pooped today". Dogs like to run for joy after they poo. Ha ha. If you want, start singing post-poo.
Oh, and buy some Poo-pourri. It's a real product. Look up the commercials. La la la.
IIN that when I poop i like the feeling?
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Constipation? You need more vegetable fiber and hydration. Alas, if you enjoy your reign upon the porcelain throne for half hour interludes, enjoy!
I think for the most part everybody feels good after taking a poo. There's even tee shirts that say, "I pooped today". Dogs like to run for joy after they poo. Ha ha. If you want, start singing post-poo.
Oh, and buy some Poo-pourri. It's a real product. Look up the commercials. La la la.