IIN that the number(s) 9 1 1 have followed me?

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  • Once I had a stalker called Ron
    At least I was only followed by one

    When it transpired Ron was quite poo
    The stalker, it seems, was a number two

    When Ron was joined by evil Bee Gees
    I found myself stalked in threes

    A rowing team tracked me onto a moor
    Stalked, I was, by a coxless four

    A fruit was added, and oh, man alive
    At least per day, I was getting my five

    Sixed, sevened, eight, nined and tenned
    I'd had enough. So this is the end.

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