Is it normal that the idea of this makes me laugh?
I guy once told me that he sent through the mail to someone he didn't much like a box that contained one of his own turds in it with a fork stuck in it as sort of present. I heard about this over 20 years ago, but still to this day I find it hilarious. I kinda wish I could do that except I would send a dog turd so as not to incriminate myself with my DNA.