Is it normal that sometimes i like to pour glue on my hand....

I never tried it..
"Hey, mom?"
"Yeah?"
"Do we have some glueee?"
"Well yes"
Bring it up to me then you SOB"
"Here you go, Your not gonna sniff it now are you?"
"...No?"
"Okay then"
A few minutes later..
"Uhm.. MOM?!"
"..Yeeah?"
"Is daddy home?"
"No, he's out shopping"
"Oh.."
"Why cant i help you?"
"This is kinda a guy problem"
"Honey. Im your mom, tell me about it"
"Well.. Okay. But dont get mad"
"Sure"
"Okay.. It hurts when i mastrubate?"
"Oh, thats perfectly normal"
"Okay.. But i cant stop doing it"
"Sure you can, you just gotta recist the urge"
"But.."
"Every time you put you hand on your penis, think about your grandma' and then you probarly just gonna rip your hand away from you penis"
"Uhm.. Okay....Aw, aw aw awawawaw.. *Rip* ARRRGH!!"
"Honey?"
"Take me to the hospital please"
"What, why?"
"You know when i borrowed the glue?"
"Yes?"
"Well, i glued my hand, and then i got horny, so i needed to.. Mastrubate"
"So.. You penis and you hand was stuck?"
"Yeah"
"Annd?"
"Then you told me to think about grandma' and just take my hand away"
"Oh, SHIT"
"Swettie, im home"
"Daddy!!"
"Hi my son.. What the?"
"..."
"Im gonna.. Go now"