Is it normal that people hear me swallow my saliva but i can't stop?

Fellow humans of this queer world! You may perceive this as the ravings of a madman! I am simply expelling the truth, however. I address you in this fine hour as I am quite confounded to this day as to how these humans can literally hear me swallowing my saliva! They tend to make noise with their mouth to provoke me to swallow more, as if that'll accomplish anything! I never can understand why they do it, other than because they can hear me seallow. Even now as I type this the accumulation of my saliva relentlessly persists. It only accumulates and I have to consciously swallow whenever this abnormal concept crosses my mind. Ignorance truly is bliss, in this case. If only I did not fear this to be true, I'd never have to worry every single time I swallow! That would be denial if I pretended no one could hear me swallowing, however. Don't think about the incessant accumulation of saliva, you may suggest? That is quite impossible when I fear each and every one of these humans are capable of hearing me swallow my own saliva. Although, I too can hear myself swallow when conscious, which happens a lot. The noise amplifies when eating or especially drinking something. I can't hear anyone else when they swallow - extremely rare when I do actually, but they can hear me even when outside! Even when a movie is playing, I am heard. Perhaps you may be thinking this problem will not be cured until I stop being so paranoid. Paranoid I am not, as it is no coincidence when these odd beings shoot a look in my direction everytime I swallow. Sometimes the person will even turn around and look at me! I hope, I sincerely hope that some of you may offer me advice on this matter that has plagued such a wretched being as I for so long!

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  • dappled

    I have no advice but it's something I've noticed myself so you are not alone. When I'm in a very quiet environment, I feel the need to swallow quietly. What I've noticed, though, is that I don't often hear others swallow so I'm labouring under the happy conclusion that they can't hear me, either.

    After all, ear nose and throat are all interconnected so it makes some sense that my own sound would be amplified for me.

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    • Paranoidd

      These were my first thoughts in the beginning as well. But would a being be unable to hear me swallow if a person looks in my direction almost every time I swallow? Would they deliberately create 'noise' with their saliva after hearing me swallow many times?

      i wish I could somehow never be conscious about it so I don't keep having to manually swallow. But that is impossible when a human is present. And sadly, this is making me wish to be isolated at times so that I can be left at peace over this ridiculous, audible swallowing.

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  • Drawingmud

    I shart my pants and can't stop

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  • KeddersPrincess

    You swallow?

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  • poon__jabber

    too much dope

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