Is it normal that my wife's ass is so tight that my dick falls asleep

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My dick falls asleep in dere if I forget to take it out before I take a nap after.

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  • sillygirl77
    8 years ago | pl

    Why does this sound like wishful thinking? Maybe, I'm weird who knows, but my husband never took a nap with his cock in any of my holes.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago | pl

    As long as she can take a dump it's okay. I don't really care about how this bullshit impacts you.

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  • stopandthink
    8 years ago | pl

    So it falls asleep when you sleep?

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  • charli.m
    8 years ago | pl

    In dere? Is that an atrociously executed derrière pun?

    Or am I really giving you too much credit.

    Yeah. That last bit.

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  • Mr-Myrtos
    8 years ago | pl

    How old are you anyway?

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  • BrotherFelix
    8 years ago | pl

    Her anal sphincter is cutting off the blood circlation to your dick, so yes it's normal for it to fall asleep. But what's less normal is for YOU to fall asleep with your dick still in your wife's butt. How does that happen?

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    • charli.m
      8 years ago | pl

      Everyone forgets stuff. Their keys...phone numbers...names...where they parked the car...to remove their penis from another person's orifices.

      Don't be so hard on the OP :P

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