Is it normal that my wife's ass is so tight that my dick falls asleep

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My dick falls asleep in dere if I forget to take it out before I take a nap after.

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Based on 44 votes (25 yes)
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  • sillygirl77
    9 years ago

    Why does this sound like wishful thinking? Maybe, I'm weird who knows, but my husband never took a nap with his cock in any of my holes.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    As long as she can take a dump it's okay. I don't really care about how this bullshit impacts you.

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  • stopandthink
    9 years ago

    So it falls asleep when you sleep?

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    In dere? Is that an atrociously executed derrière pun?

    Or am I really giving you too much credit.

    Yeah. That last bit.

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    • ruffridr
      9 years ago

      heh

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  • Mr-Myrtos
    9 years ago

    How old are you anyway?

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    • ruffridr
      9 years ago

      7 and 1/2

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      • Mr-Myrtos
        9 years ago

        I asked about your age.
        I couldn't care less about your dick size.

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  • BrotherFelix
    9 years ago

    Her anal sphincter is cutting off the blood circlation to your dick, so yes it's normal for it to fall asleep. But what's less normal is for YOU to fall asleep with your dick still in your wife's butt. How does that happen?

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    • charli.m
      9 years ago

      Everyone forgets stuff. Their keys...phone numbers...names...where they parked the car...to remove their penis from another person's orifices.

      Don't be so hard on the OP :P

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      • ruffridr
        9 years ago

        I just forget and we fall asleep.

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        • charli.m
          9 years ago

          Of course you do.

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