No. I sell you a thin plastic straw with my fine sperm for $10, and then leave. You inject it into your uterus when you are ovulating. This whole process has nothing to do with sex. If you want to get fucked, find a crude brute at the bar, take him home and put a condom on his dick.
IIN that my sperm is the finest in the land?
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If what you say is true, why the hell are you wasting time on the internet, and IIN in particular?
You owe it to humanity to be out there captivating and energising every woman blessed enough to be in range of your mystic powers.
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True. But, I am here for a bit to find out if I am normal. I suspect that I am actually exceptional.
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You should apply to deposit them at a sperm bank. That way you'll get paid twice a week to jack off.
I just watched a lisa ling special on netflix about this very subject.
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Interesting. I am going to watch it too. If you would like to be inseminated with my fine sperm, we can work out a deal for ten dollars.
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I cost more than that 🤣🤣🤣 A LOT more.
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No. I sell you a thin plastic straw with my fine sperm for $10, and then leave. You inject it into your uterus when you are ovulating. This whole process has nothing to do with sex. If you want to get fucked, find a crude brute at the bar, take him home and put a condom on his dick.