Anyone who has lived with a cat for any length of time knows that cats were sent here by some alien race to destroy all humans, insidiously. Apparently, your cat missed the lesson about covert action and is taking a more direct approach.
You should realize that cats are much more intelligent than humans (after all we feed them and care for them, but they give us little or nothing in return), and your only possible course is to sit down with your cat and have a frank discussion about coexisting in the same house.
But with 9 lives, they will surely outlive us all.
Is it normal that my sisters cat try's to trip people down the stairs
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Anyone who has lived with a cat for any length of time knows that cats were sent here by some alien race to destroy all humans, insidiously. Apparently, your cat missed the lesson about covert action and is taking a more direct approach.
You should realize that cats are much more intelligent than humans (after all we feed them and care for them, but they give us little or nothing in return), and your only possible course is to sit down with your cat and have a frank discussion about coexisting in the same house.
But with 9 lives, they will surely outlive us all.
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yes, they just want to kill us all.
we have to find a way to stop that.