Is it normal that my school banned the word 'biscuit'?

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Students were using 'biscuit' as a substitute insult (along the lines of 'dickhead'). Eventually the teachers caught on, and so now the word 'biscuit' is banned. Saying it now could get you in serious trouble, even if you're talking about the food.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago | pl

    yall should change the new buzzword weekly but keep a theme so they know yallre fuckin with em

    whatre they gonna ban the whole fuckin dictionary?

    example- whatup cornbread?

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    • CozmoWank
      4 years ago | pl

      I say there Kaiser Roll, you are a genius.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        4 years ago | pl

        thanks brioche

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        • CountessDouche
          4 years ago | pl

          The best part of all of this, is the fact that it could devolve into some incredibly vicious insults

          Way to fill out your prom dress, flatbread
          Nice pink shirt, creampuff
          Good job with the punctuality, you flaky pastry
          Heard about your antics with the football team, you glazed doughnut
          Nice polo shirt, you unsalted soup cracker

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    • megadriver
      4 years ago | pl

      Hahahaha! This^

      3 months in nobody is allowed to say anything and everyone communicates with smoke signals XD

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    • leggs91200
      4 years ago | pl

      You know, I always though by the time adults caught on, the kids had already changed the jargon anyways.
      I remember in school when they banned certain words, my first thought was, "We don't even say that anymore".

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  • palehorse
    4 years ago | pl

    Choose a new innocuous word and use it until it's banned. Rinse and repeat.

    Try choosing words like "desk" or "textbook" that would make things really hard for your teachers if they're banned.

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago | pl

    How is this allowed? What if that's my snack for the day?

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago | pl

    I find this bullshit quite hard to believe.

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    • leggs91200
      4 years ago | pl

      Rose, it really does happen. Surely you remember similar tactics from when we were in school.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago | pl

      I'm serious, it actually happened. Honestly I can barely believe it myself.

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      • LloydAsher
        4 years ago | pl

        I mean when I was in school (a whole four years ago when it was relevant) we would just cycle through the replacement words by theme. Burnt marshmallow was a good replacement for N.

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  • Nikkiice1
    4 years ago | pl

    I mean, if the kids won't listen, throw away the whole word. There are plenty of substitute words for the food. Misbehavior is just unacceptable.

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    • LloydAsher
      4 years ago | pl

      I mean hardtack is a good replacement if you want to replace the food item... you know I dont think my school lunches ever had biscuits. English muffins sometimes but no biscuits.

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  • SFG123
    3 years ago | pl

    This is defo british lol. Over here in America my school banned anything to do with guns (because school shootings and the other stupid things we have in this shitty country which I am leaving in a few months time) and also they banned anything to do with beans coz someone called someone a 'beanhead'

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  • FlamingGalah
    4 years ago | pl

    Really?!

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  • Unknown_player
    4 years ago | pl

    I saw your Title and thought you were trollin...you can't be serious??

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago | pl

    As others have mentioned in so many words, what if lunch were "biscuits and gravy"? The fuckin' schools come up with the DUMBEST shit. "NO saying the word "biscuits". Get the fuck out of town.

    I do not know if it got banned but my room mate said in school they used the word "wenis" (rhymes with penis) in place of dick/dickhead.

    When I was in school, our word was "wuss" or "wussy".

    I need to ask her how the school admins handled the word wenis.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago | pl

    More stupid bullshit from schools. Disappointed, but not surprised.

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  • litelander8
    4 years ago | pl

    I say biscuits like I'd say "Oh shit".

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  • Wellyoudliketoknoweh
    4 years ago | pl

    What’s wrong with ur school like
    They can’t ban words
    I’m gonna Kick their arses and make them cry

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