Is it normal that my life is a shit filled cesspool?

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Well is it normal that my life is a steaming, festering cesspool of fly infested shit? I'm a colossal fuck up that could ruin a free lunch and can't do anything without fucking it up. Is it normal that the best day of my sorry, pathetic fucking life will be when worms are eating my fucking face? Is it normal to despise myself beyond words for my incompetent inability to do even one single fucking thing without fucking it up?

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Based on 21 votes (12 yes)
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Comments ( 17 )
  • LornaMae
    5 years ago

    For what it's worth, you managed to successfully write and post this without fucking it up. Good grammar, proper punctuation, elegant choice of adjectives and perfect use of the word fuck as a noun, verb and adjective! Great job in my book! Congrats! :P

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    • LornaMae
      5 years ago

      I'd even give you a sticker if you were a student of mine! 🍭

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  • paracetamol
    5 years ago

    Its normal

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    It is like this -
    You do not know what it means to have a shit life until you have raised juvenile delinquent kids.

    Some would describe my life as sucking. Old car, not much money, living in a house that is nearly crumbling, work a back-breaking job...

    But at LEAST i do not have to deal with snot nosed bratty kids. .

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  • drat
    5 years ago

    Fucking it up how? Sounds a bit over dramatic

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    So do something about it? What are you waiting for? Only you can improve your own life

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  • charli.m
    5 years ago

    Do you have any actual facts to base this opinion on?

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      He done said his life is a steaming, festering cesspool of fly infested shit!
      Do you need more facts than THAT?

      I do know my emjoi shit pillows are trembling in fear at the thought of flies eating them.

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  • JD777
    5 years ago

    Bad day?

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  • SomeEmoLord
    5 years ago

    Get over it, do something about it instead of just complaining. Done.

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  • justme31756
    5 years ago

    care to join me for a bridge jump i feel the same way ....

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Do something about it!

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    • nikkiclaire
      5 years ago

      Jackasses here downvote you for positive comments. Animals!!

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        They do it just because it's me! And you're correct, they ARE jackasses!

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        • nikkiclaire
          5 years ago

          I love how the others who say the same exact thing get upvotes. Don't worry sis. Same happens to moi.

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          • McBean
            5 years ago

            Nikki, you are such a mouth breather. I don't know why I like you so much.

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            • nikkiclaire
              5 years ago

              As stated before I have no idea what a mouth breather is.

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