Is it normal that my girlfriend sleeps for 12+ hours every night?

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  • Ok what the fuck?

    Wake that lazy bitch up!! Get an alarm!

    Does she have a job? If not tell her to get a damn job. Who on earth has the that much free time to sleep.

    This is how I would play it. She falls asleep lets say we give her the full 8hrs. But it goes to 8hrs and a minute…

    Shove the D in the A! Like super hard.

    Wake that mofo up in a second! Just be sure to get her to sign some consent form first…

    Or forge the signature your choice.

    Fucking #MeTooMyAss

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    • First off, I don't have a dick. I'm her girlfriend. We live in different cities too second off, that's really rude. She's 18 and she's been sheltered her whole life, and now she has no means to leave yet. She has no diploma, no driver's license... Because her mom wouldn't let her get them. When her mom found out she and I were getting serious she flipped out and wouldn't let her leave the house, yet again. She's spent the past 7 years inside because her mother doesn't want her to go anywhere else. I'm trying to get her out of there now that she's an adult. She sleeps because she's not allowed to do much else. I just want her to get up and be healthy and try to help me out with her paperwork and stuff before she leaves.

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      • Oh my bad. A few questions. If she has been so sheltered how is her mama going to let her have a hot lesbian relationship (in the sense of allowing communication) and not a job, diploma or driving licence?

        This shit just ain't adding up.

        I mean don't get it wrong. Lesbians are great (just the hot couples though).

        Nonetheless, I wish you all the best in your quest to save your sleeping beauty with a slightly twisted misery angle.

        .. Wait a minute..

        Are you in America? Because if so.. you know.. guns right?!

        Thelma and Louise!

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