Is it normal that my dog thinks I'm his bitch

Try it then. Basics of licking - first get into your most comfortable position, either sitting on the edge of a chair or sofa or lying down. probably if the bed is where he's bothering u most then do it on there. Second, dogs don't always just lick pussy naturally. If u want him do do it take something that he likes to eat that isnt too messy, smelly or requires chewing, so stuff like jam, whipped cream or ice cream or peanut butter. U need to spread yourself wide when u do this to give him room to get between your legs and when u shout him up onto the bed make sure you've got your jam or whatever next to u so he can see u smear it on. thirdly - before u smear it on make a fuss of him and stroke/kiss/hug him so he relaxes, then u put it on. Fourth, at this point u might start to feel awkward as fuck but just go with it - lie back and let him lick u but dont ever disturb him or freak out when they do it. Unless u really hate it just let him keep licking u. As the taste of the jam or whatever starts to wear off he'll start tasting u'r pussy and if u start getting wet u want him to get the tast for it so he makes the connection between u'r smell and taste together. Lastly don't be afraid to cum - dogs licking u is pretty amazing and like nothing else so when u release just keep yourself spread and control your breathing coz he'll keep going. Thats probably enough for now. see how it goes and if u wanna go further with him let me know how the licking goes. Theres an art to K9 sex so don't rush it. Good luck bbz! Axxx