Is it normal that my dentist says I'm a vampire and was serious

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  • He didn't tell you that you're a Vampire.

    Can Vampires go out during the day? No, they can't.
    Can Humans dislike Garlic without being Vampires? Yes, they can.
    Does being in the presence of the Cross make you cringe in terror as it burns your flesh? Well, does it??
    Do you have the intense feeling of drinking blood whenever you see a fellow Human Being?
    Do you sparkle and go shirtless in sub-zero temperatures? Jeez, I certainly hope not!

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    • Oh yeah, don't let me forget this but there's a rare skin condition that causes the skin to flake and "burn off" when the person comes in contact with the sun. Apparently, It's extremely painful.

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