IIN that my cotton pyjama bottoms stink after 1 or 2 nights of wear?

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  • This is easy.

    1. For clean pyjamas, you need a clean vagina and bum crack.

    2. For a clean vagina and bum crack, you must soap up twice and rinse well.

    3. To soap up twice and rinse well, you need to turn your bathtub into a bidet.

    4. Watch this video, it's easy to do.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M6aO4WUaVBY.
    (Brain teaser: If you're clever, you'll think of a way that avoids the need for a shower stool.).

    5. (Optional). When you become proficient you can move on to advanced bidetmanship. Just google up "using a bidet for pleasure".

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    • I don't have a bathtub, just a shower. 😔

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      • Easy peasy. Cut an 11cm strip out of the plastic top of a shower stool (I measured.). The edges of the seat will support your weight while you spray upward thru the center. A cheap hacksaw saw should get the job done. Why not use an ultra cheap stool from IKEA, like this one.

        https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/marius-stool-white-90184047/

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      • eat food that improves body odor and also what the guy said above.

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