My wife had a cat once. The annoying little creep kept jumping up on our breakfast table. I'd yell at it and it would hiss at me before jumping off. One morning that hissing sound caused me to totally flip the fuck out. I gathered it up and threw it out our 5th floor apartment window. Broke two of it's legs and had massive internal injuries. The vet put it to sleep. I've told this story before on this site. I'm telling it again to let you know that a lot of people can't stand cats and that hissing noise they make. I hope this true story annoys you. Sleep well tonight.
thegypsysailor. You said you never lived in a house as an adult. Yet you lived in a 5th story apt and shared a big house as a college student? OK sure.
IIN that my cat never hisses?
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My wife had a cat once. The annoying little creep kept jumping up on our breakfast table. I'd yell at it and it would hiss at me before jumping off. One morning that hissing sound caused me to totally flip the fuck out. I gathered it up and threw it out our 5th floor apartment window. Broke two of it's legs and had massive internal injuries. The vet put it to sleep. I've told this story before on this site. I'm telling it again to let you know that a lot of people can't stand cats and that hissing noise they make. I hope this true story annoys you. Sleep well tonight.
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NeilYounger, you're an a**hole!
thegypsysailor. You said you never lived in a house as an adult. Yet you lived in a 5th story apt and shared a big house as a college student? OK sure.
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Asshole, for the 18th time I am not the gypsysailor. New people to this site don't even know who the fuck you are talking about.
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Hilarious!