Is it normal that my brother likes kids to smell his farts?

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He likes to fart, and waft the smell to some unsuspecting little kid that isn't old enough to tell on him, but can still suffer his deadly attack. This one time he purposely walked by this lady and her child multiple times to let out silent "trading winds" as he termed it, for good luck. Occasionally, ( Especially in the library ) he likes to fart near me, and run away, leaving the next person who walks by me to give me a dirty look. This other time when my little 3 year old cousin innocently sat next to him on the computer seat, he cupped his fart into his hand, and suffocated it unto his face. Adding on to that, is it normal for someone to name their farts? I honestly am worried for my brother... at this point, he's a complete weirdo... I don't know if I should tell my mom...

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  • Theadage
    11 years ago | pl

    He's like 14, lol I find his actions disgusting. He's also addicted to video games... maybe that's why he acts so weird.. @ dappled, i hope someone farted on you when you were young. that's just wrong.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago | pl

    Well, I guess kids are the right height to get the full effect. Maybe he's just being efficient on not wasting them on the tall.

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  • fAllioX
    8 years ago | pl

    I would say that it is pretty normal for a 14/15 year old to do stuff like that.
    My brother and I have been in the same school since 6th grade, and he went through that phase, and we are currently in Junior year of high school.

    If he is still doing stuff like that by Sophomore year of high school, I would stay away from him (as much as you can stay away from your brother).

    as far as video games go...
    Guys love video games, you can never change that in them. I have found out that the type of video games the brother plays, has little effect on the behavior of him.

    If you are really annoyed with his video games, and he's on console and still uses discs, all you have to do is put a tiny curved scratch on the middle of the disc, and it will say that the disc is unreadable (it worked for me at least)

    I hope your brother doesn't stay this way through Sophomore year.

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  • SpecticalLens
    8 years ago | pl

    if your putting up with this.... then i guess it is for you.

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  • lostnfound
    11 years ago | pl

    Sounds like he has a raunchy sense of humor. If it's something you should tell your mom about then I take it you still an adolescence, don't worry about it.

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  • XxBlackSheepxX
    11 years ago | pl

    CUP OF CHEESE!

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  • mmmep
    11 years ago | pl

    I agree. Disk keypad in the poopshiot.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago | pl

    How old is he?
    He sounds creepy & immature!

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