Maybe he left his penis in his other pair of jeans. Staple it onto him securely and he wont have to leave to go get it next time. Might also make him less of an idiot. I know if I got interrupeted getting ready to fuck someone and had to stop because of a phone call - I would sure as HELL explain WHY I was leaving, not just go.
Is it normal that my boyfriend leaves me in the middle of sex?
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Maybe he left his penis in his other pair of jeans. Staple it onto him securely and he wont have to leave to go get it next time. Might also make him less of an idiot. I know if I got interrupeted getting ready to fuck someone and had to stop because of a phone call - I would sure as HELL explain WHY I was leaving, not just go.