Honestly, It's funny as hell, but hell I fart at night at times and my wife knows it. Yet going as far as pooting to shitting, though (even a little) is a little excessive. My advise would be to stop being lazy at night and go and take a shit.
Haha, I wish. At times she kicks me out the bed when she's awake, at other times she's so gone asleep she doesn't notice. I do find at times she kicks me in my sleep, I think she now has a habit of kicking me out of bed now, yet I can't tell if it's by purpose or she's generally sleeping. My wife is weird like that x).
She must be involved in martial arts to always be kicking the crap out of you in bed. Maybe you should gas her a little more with all the abuse you're receiving
Hey, as long as she's not kicking any of the good's down below I'm cool with it. Haha, you should of seen once where I (asleep) completely rolled on top of her, the funniest thing about it was her reaction (she thought I just wanted midnight sex and wasn't even mad). Best awkward sex I've had yet.
is it normal that my 11 year old sister wets the bed.
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Honestly, It's funny as hell, but hell I fart at night at times and my wife knows it. Yet going as far as pooting to shitting, though (even a little) is a little excessive. My advise would be to stop being lazy at night and go and take a shit.
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I'm only trying to fart but obviously pushing too hard. Sharting is by accident. Does your wife laugh when you gas her?
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Haha, I wish. At times she kicks me out the bed when she's awake, at other times she's so gone asleep she doesn't notice. I do find at times she kicks me in my sleep, I think she now has a habit of kicking me out of bed now, yet I can't tell if it's by purpose or she's generally sleeping. My wife is weird like that x).
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She must be involved in martial arts to always be kicking the crap out of you in bed. Maybe you should gas her a little more with all the abuse you're receiving
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Hey, as long as she's not kicking any of the good's down below I'm cool with it. Haha, you should of seen once where I (asleep) completely rolled on top of her, the funniest thing about it was her reaction (she thought I just wanted midnight sex and wasn't even mad). Best awkward sex I've had yet.