Is it normal that i write poetry for a woman? she is angry

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So I wrote her a poem. Here it is:

She has a friend cat
it hisses when I am near
but I lance cat in the skull
and now she is my crying bride

She told me to, quote, "Never bother me at work again" lol. Opinions?

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago | pl

    That bitch is crazy. That was a masterpiece. You should be published.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago | pl

    I have eaten
    the plums
    that were in
    the litter box

    and which
    the dog
    was probably saving
    for breakfast

    Forgive me
    They tasted like Meow-Mix
    so soft
    and so warm

    For some reason, women don't seem to like this one, either.

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  • Ace09
    8 years ago | pl

    I read ur "masterpiece" to one of my c-mates, same think happened! What's wrong with these unappreciative bitches? WTF?

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