Zombie survival tip 1: wrap yourself with black masking tape in a gimp-like suit this forms a tough barrier to prevent zombie bites penetrating your skin. The black colour will provide good camoflauge at night to stop dead or the living from discovering you.
Zombie survival tip 2: mobility is the key forget cars,helicopters,trucks and all that nonsense, rollerskates are your answer fast,silent and flexible no meat bag will get near you, done deal right?
Zombie survival tip3: everyone is expendable dont be afraid to buttfuck your freinds at the end of the day as they will probly do the same, better them than you eh?
Zombie survival tip 5: attach rubber dildos to your forearms to be used as weapons and maintain your core balance while skating.
Is it normal that i would like a zombie apocalypse
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Zombie survival tip 1: wrap yourself with black masking tape in a gimp-like suit this forms a tough barrier to prevent zombie bites penetrating your skin. The black colour will provide good camoflauge at night to stop dead or the living from discovering you.
Zombie survival tip 2: mobility is the key forget cars,helicopters,trucks and all that nonsense, rollerskates are your answer fast,silent and flexible no meat bag will get near you, done deal right?
Zombie survival tip3: everyone is expendable dont be afraid to buttfuck your freinds at the end of the day as they will probly do the same, better them than you eh?
Zombie survival tip 5: attach rubber dildos to your forearms to be used as weapons and maintain your core balance while skating.
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where is survival tip number 4?
Oh god I'm dying of laughter!