There once was a girl who envied the Queen,
When she turned on the telly her face would turn green.
Each day she would sit on her throne made of porcelain
And think of the kickass monarch she would have been.
One day a fairy gave her the chance to be royal.
If she'd give up her family and her friends who were loyal.
The girl said no probs, lets make the switch!
The fairy just laughed and said I crown you Queen bitch. :P
Don't take this too seriously hun. You need to get your priorities straight.
Is it normal that I would give up everything to be royalty?
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There once was a girl who envied the Queen,
When she turned on the telly her face would turn green.
Each day she would sit on her throne made of porcelain
And think of the kickass monarch she would have been.
One day a fairy gave her the chance to be royal.
If she'd give up her family and her friends who were loyal.
The girl said no probs, lets make the switch!
The fairy just laughed and said I crown you Queen bitch. :P
Don't take this too seriously hun. You need to get your priorities straight.