So you like young girls eh? I hope you stay away from schools. At least wait 'till they are 18 yeah?
Also wouldn't you get bored being the only man on the planet?
If I was the only man, yeah I'd enjoy having lots of sex with pretty much every woman I come across, but I would want to sit at the pub with my mates and talk about guy stuff.
Can't talk cars, games and sports with some chick now can 'ya?
And then comes the bad part. Being the only man alive, all the women would treat me like some golden egg. Like some sacred resource... And not in the good way. They would keep me safe, cause I'm the only man standing. If I die driving a Lamborghini at 300kph like I would probably do, humanity is gone.
So, I would probably end up in some freaky sci-fi clean room having sex constantly in order to keep the "wheel" turning, until there are enough boys to reach maturity.
That's if some crazed feminist doesn't kill me and put an end to men XD XD XD
And sorry, but after 5 times in one day, your penis is sore and starts hurting!
So life as the last man on won't be all that pleasant.
IIN that I wish I could impregnate every women in the world?
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So you like young girls eh? I hope you stay away from schools. At least wait 'till they are 18 yeah?
Also wouldn't you get bored being the only man on the planet?
If I was the only man, yeah I'd enjoy having lots of sex with pretty much every woman I come across, but I would want to sit at the pub with my mates and talk about guy stuff.
Can't talk cars, games and sports with some chick now can 'ya?
And then comes the bad part. Being the only man alive, all the women would treat me like some golden egg. Like some sacred resource... And not in the good way. They would keep me safe, cause I'm the only man standing. If I die driving a Lamborghini at 300kph like I would probably do, humanity is gone.
So, I would probably end up in some freaky sci-fi clean room having sex constantly in order to keep the "wheel" turning, until there are enough boys to reach maturity.
That's if some crazed feminist doesn't kill me and put an end to men XD XD XD
And sorry, but after 5 times in one day, your penis is sore and starts hurting!
So life as the last man on won't be all that pleasant.
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you sure thought this out huh
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I just let my imagination run and then go through the whole thing in my head, thinking if it were to happen, realistically what would happen...
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yalld never git to drive yalls lamborghini cause yalld be too busy gittin bitched at and the roadsd be fulla womens drivers
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You are right! Can't risk dying out there in a 50-women pileup. I'll fly a helicopter instead! XD
Good call