Is it normal that i want to touch mc hammer

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I really want to do. Also, can someone tell me how to go about this

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  • Invictus
    12 years ago | pl

    Hahaha, it's basic psychology, really. You want what you can't have. Try putting out your hand in front of a child and tell him/her not to touch it. I already know the answer:)

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  • Geneva5
    10 years ago | pl

    I actually had the chance to touch his balls many years ago. Then he sucked my dick and I fucked his very loose ass - the best sex I have had outside prison. So yes it is possible.

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  • DannyKanes
    12 years ago | pl

    Just in case you're wondering an alliator is a bit like an alligator. Just a little different. Damn iPhone lol

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  • DannyKanes
    12 years ago | pl

    You can with an alliator

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  • squirrelgirl
    12 years ago | pl

    But you can't touch him. He even wrote a song about it.

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  • dappled
    12 years ago | pl

    I want to touch him too. Anyone who inspired Einstein the way he did (E=MC Hammer) deserves my worship.

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  • DannyKanes
    12 years ago | pl

    It can only be done via an alligator. Do you have an alligator?

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    • londonrocks
      12 years ago | pl

      I so badly wanna say 'no but I have an anaconda' but it just wouldn't be true lol

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