Is it normal that I want to talk about things we did when we were kids

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  • Steve2!
    7 years ago | pl

    When I was a teenage child, I was too busy excelling academically and getting scholarships to Harvard University to care for masturbation.

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    • heckleBucker
      7 years ago | pl

      Stevie had a Jewish mother. She planned out his life on a 8½ X 14 legal pad when he was 9 years old. NO GIRLS ALLOWED was spelled out in bold print.

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      • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
        7 years ago | pl

        Lol. Oy Vey! Or was it a mother substitute wielding a prescription pad and a series of Rorschach inkblot test results. 'That's me at Harvard'. 'Thats me at the Guggenheim' When Steve says he was excelling academically I suspect this is what he's referring to. Deferring reproduction seems wise.

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        • heckleBucker
          7 years ago | pl

          Haha haha. In any case, Stevie's mother bursts with pride as she brags about her basket case of a son to her Jewish girlfriends. The Rorschach inkblots and prescription pad are a small price to pay for community recognition among middle-aged Jewish princesses. Lol.

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    • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
      7 years ago | pl

      OR were you actually sedated in an attempt to control your compulsive masturbation and schizoid delusions? What colour was the pill Steve? Maybe you were in the Matrix!

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