Is it normal that i want to stick it in everything?

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Hi. I am a 23 year old straight male with a girlfriend and I have no idea if this is normal but... I just can't help wanting to put my **** in random places. For example, last week I was really turned on and put my ,you know, in a cupboard and slammed the door on it. This aroused me even further and I keep doing things like this... Fridge, couch, appliances. Am I developing some kind of strange fetish? My girlfriend and I have a great sex life and I have only been feeling like this the last month or so. She also doesn't know... Am I normal?!? Help!

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  • FatMan
    13 years ago | pl

    Normal, turns me on when I turn my oven on. Absolutly normallll

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  • alv1592
    13 years ago | pl

    lmao! one time i saw this you-tube vid of some guy who wrapped his wanker in foil and put it in an electric outlet. seriously who would do that?!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago | pl

    Meat cleaver!

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  • matches
    13 years ago | pl

    try fire matches really turn me on it tickles just strike them under it about 6 inches below and it will feel warm and will tickle a lot

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago | pl

    Slamming it in a cupboard door?? That's damage to the goods! No good you need to keep that thing in good health to use on your gf

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