Is it normal that i want to hit babies?

Well, I would never actually hit a baby. In fact, I'm pretty nice to babies and often babysit.
However, I get really large urges to just slap babies and toddlers. Like, I don't really like babies- they are so stupid. So maybe hat is where it comes from.
But yea, I just want to hit babies.

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  • bradderz

    I sometimes think about kicking them in the head as if i was trying to convert a try in rugby... Or maybe holding them by their feet and smashing their faces into concrete. That will give them something to cry about!!!!

    (just kidding)

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    • slapittillitcries

      I want to take them somewhere deserted. This way the only one who would here there screams is me and believe me it would scream its fucking ass off

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  • babiesandtoddlerssuckass

    LOL I thought I was a freak because I have always wanted to take some unwanted 3 year old snot eatin boogerface out in the sticks and just slap and pinch the little POS until he cries and cries and then THWAP slap him again...then pinch him again...repeat. hell yeah that would be fun! I love LOVE animals and would never hurt one and have beat a few humans up for animal abuse. Yet I hate people for the most part and hate toddlers even more. HATE them. Babies dont bother me as much and older kids are even kind of amusing but toddlers SUCK ASS. I of course would and have never hit one since I was around 12 (neighbors kid, slapped him so many times ovet a year period until they moved. I loved that he couldnt speak yet and he would try to point at me about it but they couldnt figure it out that I was the reason he was sore faced LOL) but I would love to.

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  • lulapian

    It's beyond psychological. All animals have the drive to overpower the weak. It's just instinct. Whether babies, helpless animals, even people who seem weak or awkward (ever wonder why dorky runts always get beat up in school?). Like animals, we share a reptilian kind of instinct to overpower or even abuse them. Just as animals have the drive to become alphas by dominating the weak, we human animals share this primal drive. Younger children cannot suppress this "bully" drive, but as we grow up, we learn to prohibit such tendencies. But take the advice of the others here. Stay away from babysitting in case your drive takes over. Simply put, don't become a teacher or daycare worker.

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    • enkison676

      Out of all these comments yours I do so humbly respect.πŸ’€πŸ’‹πŸ’œ

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      • Schuppdogg89

        I just had a conversation with my best friend who actually has kids and he assured me that he has had the same thought. We boiled it down to our hate of stupidity and we are aware it's not their fault. Hence no action so your not alone there are many like us

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  • Ankoku

    I hate it when people say that we were babies once. That doesn't mean anything we were the same way so whatever... I agree I want to hit babies because they just need to shut up and deal with their problems.

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    • slapittillitcries

      I want to hit babies and kids just because I think it would be fun. I want to pull their hair pinch and punch them.

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      • slapittillitcries

        Squeezing the shit out of a fat little bitch would be fun. You have to hurt them then tell them you will never hurt them again as ur telling them that start squeezing them harder and harder. L OL

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      • ratratan

        same here, im talking to a girl and she has baby sister i think shes 3 yr old and i wanna hurt her even tho i never met her, i wanna pull her hair so hard , pinch her cheeks take note shes not even cute or chubby but i really wanna hit or hurt her in the head fuck , wanna pinch her nose till she cant breath and cry and cry and cry and cry so bad, i really had this urge to hurt her i dont even hate her

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    • Ihatebabies

      Uhh there's one problem with that babies can't change their diapers cause they have fycking cartilage so they can't walk or change there defenseless creatures

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  • pidgeonshaveAIDz45

    totally normal. i hit babies all the time and i baby sit. i just tell the parents that they fell off the slide. ;)

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    • Ihatebabies

      Uhhhhhhhhhhh RUN

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    • slapherhard

      When u say u hit them all the time do you hit them hard and make them cry? Where do u hit them any one place you like to hit the most? I have never been alone long enough to hit a baby or small child. I am glad too because I know I would really love it.

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      • slapittillitcries

        Of course you hit them hard enough to make them cry. What fun is it if they're not scared silly.

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  • lewlew80

    That's y I'll never work again bc I don't trust people like u w/ my fk'n kids

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    • Ihatebabies

      How old are your kids sorry for being creepy I only fantasize I don't actually do it and baby's are kinda cute

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    • Ihatebabies

      What are the normal people doing here

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  • eeliinnaa

    lmfaooo!! tht made me laugh !!! :D i somtimes want to cut babies!! xD its normall i hate babies!!!

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  • Psychosocial

    My kid is awesome. Most babies are whiny little fuckers, but mine is happy all the time. Be 2 in March. I bet you were knocked around as a baby. Probably whined and ate your shit outta diapers.
    Are you such a pussy that you feel taking out aggressions on the weak and helpless will make you happy? I will find you.......

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    • Ihatebabies

      Like you will do that I know the location of people in my class I know where 2 celebrities live and I'm only 10

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    • enkison676

      Your baby is so happy now...just wait for terrible twos lol πŸ’—πŸ’™

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  • Mr.medellin

    I used to have the same problem as you.
    I had this since the tender age of 4.
    I remember I used to squeeze this little girl back in kinder-garden so hard that she would start crying, It was a weird way of torturing her(I was 4 back than).
    Any baby I saw , I had a strong desire to strike them and hit them, I guess the reason was because babies and infants are so clumsy and so dorky looking and at the same time so weirdly cute.
    I grew out of it at the age of 13.
    Now I'm 24, and I don't hate babies but I don't like them neither cause they are always throwing up and shitting every minute, and don't even get me started on the crying, but yet I don't get any desire to hit them or strike them...I just don't like the baggage that come along with a baby.

    I do love babies from the age of 2 and above, they are so funny and cute, adorable!!!!

    I'm definitely looking forward to having my own kids..I like kids, but I guess I'll have to withstand the first 2 years of having a baby

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  • PBandG101

    Wowww... I feel sorry for the kids you babysit for... Hellas no! Not normal! Were you neglected or abused as a child???

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  • iamcheese

    i know what you mean. i used to have a pet budgie and whenever i would play with him i'd hold him around the wings and i would just stare at him and fantasise about squeezing him to death.

    **Note: i was not torturing the bird by holding it that way. it used to fall asleep like it so it obviously didn't bother it. so shutup everyone who was about to start getting cut at me for holding my bird the wrong way.

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  • 0311wife06

    Do the world a favor and stop babysitting.

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  • HK28

    I have these feelings too. I can totally relate to this.

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  • lol i think of hitting people and i wanna squeeze the death out of my cats, they are just so cute that i want to violence them.

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    • chocolatefk

      Yeah same here. I would never, ever harm anything or anyone, but sometimes things are just so cute that I wanna slap them. I can't help it. They're just too cute.

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      • slapittillitcries

        I just want to slap them so they know who rules them

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    • Ihatebabies

      Uhh you need some help I love animals so much I didn't care about the humans dying in hunger games I only cried at the part she was throwing dishes at the cat

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  • Maybe u should stop baby sitting, and hitting innocent babys, what's wrong with you?

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  • enginelugger

    Maybe we should get the FBI involved with this, you think? I'm about two seconds away now from doing so!

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    • Convicts.Bitch

      Please please do. We could be saving a future infant from physical abuse. Omfg i can't believe a human being could think such a thing let alone act upon it. To the OP... In my town we call people like you "Beasts" & you'd be severly beaten if not murdered if you EVER EVER TOUCHED A KID OF MINE. hope you die a painful death. If there is a GOD up there PLEASE SAVE THESE CHILDREN IT BABYSITS FOR.....RANT OVER

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      • enkison676

        God won't do Jack shit lol k πŸ‘Œ

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        • enkison676

          But authorities will

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      • Ihatebabiesaomuchxo

        I’d slap those stupid little shits any day, babies are stupid

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      • Ihatebabies

        Yay it's getting creepy here

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    • Ihatebabies

      YEP DEFINITELY COUNT ME IN

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    • Ihatebabies

      Count me in I'm scared now

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  • 4392Moron

    TO THE PERSON WHO SET UP THIS THREAD:

    I WOULD BE AFRAID TO HAVE YOU AROUND. IT IS TOTALLY SICK AND DEMENTED TO WANT TO HIT OR KICK AN INNOCENT LITTLE BABY. GRANTED THEY DO NOT KNOW MUCH, BUT THEY DO HAVE FEELINGS AND ARE PUTTING THEIR LITTLE SELVES IN THE CARE OF ADULTS BY FAITH THAT THEY WILL GET THE LOVE, GUIDANCE, AND CARE AND HELP THEY NEED TO GROW UP INTO PROPER ADULTS.

    THERE WAS A TIME WHEN YOU WERE A BABY, AND KNEW NOTHING AND TRUSTED YOUR PARENTS TO LOVE AND CARE AND HELP YOU GROW UP PROPERLY.

    THINK ABOUT IT, WHEN YOU WERE A HELPLESS LITTLE BABY, HOW WOULD YOU OF LIKED ADULTS WANTING TO KICK YOU AROUND OR SLAP YOU UP?

    I WOULD LIKE TO STATE YOU NEED SOME HELP, YOUR COCOANUT IS BADLY SCREWED UP. YOU, IN MY OPINION, ARE A TOTAL MENTAL CASE.

    4392Moron

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    • smackthelittlefatty

      The person who set this up is honest I applaud them

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      • Ihatebabies

        By smack the little fatty they mean you

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    • Ihatebabiesaomuchxo

      Cry about it

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  • muun

    I have a sibling that never shuts up he screaches and crys constantly he maybe 2 months old but i still wanna pummle it he never shuts up NOT ONCE then there is this todler on youtube who just fusses and fusses and hes old enough to talk BUT HE SCREAMS and eeh eeh eeeehhh un till the parents give him what he wants hes from homstead youtuber i watch and i hate that kid so much ied tell that kid to shut it up stop whineing the world dont revolve around him he was a cute baby yeah but as he got older i hated him i hate toddlers i hate babies and i FUCKING HATE BABIES that choose to eeh eeh eehhhh all the time especially the ones that think its okay to throw tantrums i would scream at them they shut up thats for sure because i use the bass in my voice ied rathe get shot in the hed than listen to A STUPID CHILD QUALL AND CRY

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  • Ihatebabiesaomuchxo

    I hate Babies and every time i see Those stupid little useless fuckers i just Wanna punch them in the face, babies toddlers and any little fuck under the age of 15

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  • Elchapo1771

    Actually for everybody who's saying what they're saying. It CAN be normal to want to hit your babies. There's something called post-partum depression that both men and woman go through, yes, woman AND men, months after a baby is born, which can last up to 6 months. However it is not normal to actually do it. Thinking about it and wanting to are different than actually doing it. If you hit a baby you need help. If you think about it because of the post-partum depression than it is normal. Mom's and dad's will know what I'm talking about.

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  • MasterOfWaffles

    Ok.

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    • smackthelittlefatty

      So what's ok mean? Do u like hitting them and then squeezing them close so they can't move. I would think that would be fun especially the fat ones!!!

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      • smackthelittlefatty

        Being so soft punch them as hard as you want to!!

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  • Avant-Garde

    You shouldn't babysit or allow yourself to be around children as a pro caution. As annoying as they sometimes can be, they don't deserve to be slapped around.

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  • SEWnanist23

    A adults we are at a completely different mindset to that of our junior humans - babies. The strong urge to hit them is natural because we naturally percieve babies as inferior so we spank them to both punish them to put fear into them but also make them stronger emotionally. It also jogs the process of curiosity forming the hunger of the question Why? Why? Why? We now have laws to inhibit this kind of natural discipline from occuring and has been deemed as child abuse. This makes the infant the authority figure in your life if you wish to raise it. I know an adult woman who has the appearance of a baby and would like to wooden paddle her just the same because she's demanding like a baby and thinks she has the right to do as she damn well pleases. When they start looking at you they start thinking of ways to amnipulate you and try to take control over an adult. Like I'm trying to say is it when they get that look in their eyes, all adults dispise it and are compeled to make them humble again.

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  • Shhhh!

    I just think ur a straight up nut and u need help.

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  • well to be honest if ur not actually doing it but just thinking about it...thts fine like dont rlly do it lol and i tink aobut tht too but not with babies just other children and my dog -.- XD but i dont think about babies...i think about kids i hate kids i jsut dont hate babies lol i love babies

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  • anonymous3

    Lol

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  • alanieundead

    ...I wouldn't babysit if I were you.

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  • Blah blah.

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  • Poomplex

    Wow suppressed memories much....

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  • LanaBabii14

    yaaaaa nastttty!!!!

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  • JTLB

    I don't hit babiez you fool

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  • JTLB

    Obviously I would never hit a baby, I just have the urge to. I babysit all the time and you're right- I would never want to become a parent.

    But, they are just so cute I want to hit them.

    HA

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    • smackthelittlefatty

      They're not cute that's why I would love to hit them hard plus they're so soft

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      • Ihatebabies

        Their kinda cute

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  • kurrbey

    this is a joke... gota be

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  • Person..whoeva yah r...stop babysitting now and dont even look at anotha baby..i think ur a sicko for wanting the urge to hit a baby...u were once a baby too...wat would u think if ur mum/father hit u!

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  • MarijuAtheist

    You know, you were once a baby too. Babies aren't stupid, they're sponges. They soak up everything around them and learn new things on a daily basis. They're the only innocence left in this world. Please don't hit any babies.

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  • Missy21

    If I ever seen you do this to any innocent baby I would personally put a bullet through ur head.

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    • Ihatebabies

      I would decapitate him them light him on fire and use his blood and screams for wine

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    • lulapian

      Do you know this person such that you could back up such a threat or are you just pounding your chest in public for applause? What a retarded thing to post. You should be slapped.

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    • slapherhard

      Wow talking about killing someone. R u crazy

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  • curiousaboutinfo

    Your a sick sick sick individual for thinking that way. You need some serious help!

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  • thb23

    you HAVE to be screwed up in the head to even think that.

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  • You are crazy!!! Babies are precious!! Your a sick person!!!

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