You should paint your house full of pixels, dress yourself in a pixel suit, and tell him you've bought him a 3D virtual reality game where the aim is to get it on with the title character (you) and that he'll have to complete many tasks to achieve this aim (cook dinner, mow the lawn, tidy up the basement) and defeat many bosses (your mother-in-law, the annoying next-door neighbour, and that gross guy downtown who keeps eyeing you up).
Is it normal that I want to give away my husband?
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You should paint your house full of pixels, dress yourself in a pixel suit, and tell him you've bought him a 3D virtual reality game where the aim is to get it on with the title character (you) and that he'll have to complete many tasks to achieve this aim (cook dinner, mow the lawn, tidy up the basement) and defeat many bosses (your mother-in-law, the annoying next-door neighbour, and that gross guy downtown who keeps eyeing you up).