Is it normal that i want to fuck my hamster?

Like, evertime I see it I want to pull down my pants. When ever my sister or someone else touches it I have to control myself so that I don't bite them out of jealousy.

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Based on 130 votes (22 yes)
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Comments ( 28 )
  • TonyLasagnaFromTheNeighborhood

    Looks like xHamster would get to live up to its' name after all.

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    • This isn't funny I need help to stop my desire.

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      • BlackCatsAreAwesome

        How would that even work anyway unless you have a nanopenis?

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        • xfg-50

          A standard chef's knife always works when you want to fuck an animal but none of its holes are big enough for your cock.

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  • SmokeEverything

    that would seem unpleasent to the hamster unless you have a tiny hamster dong. I wouldn't recommend trying it, poor hamster.

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  • SkyDance12

    U probably have a strong desire for sex and since u love ur hamster ur body is probably naturally attached to it. Just start looking at ur pet as a pet and not something u want to fuck.

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    • Thanks for taking my problem seriously, it's really difficult for me.

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      • Kerryboy38

        What the fuck you sick cunt
        You must have a microscopic cock or something
        How the fuck could even penetrate the hamsters bung hole anyway
        How would that even work
        Cut your cock off there will you cos it seems to me it's good for fuck all else

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  • EccentricWeird

    Quality IIN thread!

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    • RoseIsabella

      High quality indeed!

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      • EccentricWeird

        Why are you afraid of chat???

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        • RoseIsabella

          It never works right on my phone.

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          • EccentricWeird

            Install chrome.

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  • NashamaTheWeird

    Zoophilia is sexual attraction to non human animals. This can include many different types of animals (hamsters in this case). Try talking to a psychiatrist about these feelings and urges. Maybe keep the hamster in another room in the meantime?

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  • fvckyoself

    get yourself a girlfriend will you

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  • jethro

    Troll

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    • Hope so or he should be castrated.

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  • blacklover

    Look up beastiality.masturbate to it.

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  • DearestWeirdo

    I think he should try fucking the hamster! To show him that he won't like being Stratched by a hamster!

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  • Meredith

    You're fucked up

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  • alla

    WTFFFFFFF

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  • shorty295

    I'd say give it away. pets are maybe not for you.

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  • Avant-Garde

    No. Maybe, you're really a furrie? Not that's normal. I personally don't believe it is, but it's better than you killing your hamster.

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  • This is not funny.

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  • lifes_a_party_youre_a_boy

    the hat fic. look it up

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  • Sir or ma'am, I would recommend placing the hamster in a place you rarely go, or wouldn't notice it. And then try to have sexual interactions with human beings, you might end up desiring for a HUMAN to fuck instead of your innocent lil hamster.

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    • Yeah but what happens when I have to feed my hamster?

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      • You already feed it anyway, the first step is to just get it out of constant view.

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