iin that I want to experience this?

I think you're a creepy guy in his forties or fifties who lives in his mom's basement, plays video games, watches way too much porn, eats lots of junk food and shamelessly abuses himself with his hands that are stained orange from eating Cheetos. I bet your junk smells of cheese and has an orange tinge to it, and no one wants to see it which is why someday you'll get arrested for exposing yourself to people in the park and frightening the pigeons.