Next time she's doing a shit stand behind the door masturbating and sniffing. Then, when she's pretty sure you're masturbating, start making perverted grunting noises and poke your head round the door whilst increasing the intensity of your sniffs. She's bound to accept you, and your relationship will grow so strong, good luck!
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Next time she's doing a shit stand behind the door masturbating and sniffing. Then, when she's pretty sure you're masturbating, start making perverted grunting noises and poke your head round the door whilst increasing the intensity of your sniffs. She's bound to accept you, and your relationship will grow so strong, good luck!
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Bro! You nailed it!
Have you ever thought of starting a relationship advice YouTube channel?
My only niggle is that I think the girlfriend would be more impressed if the OP was on his hands and knees rather than standing.
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Thanks, I try and use my knowledge to help others, so that youtube idea sounds pretty good to me!
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This!
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X100
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X1000
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X infinity 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮