Is it normal that i want to be a human platter

Excuse me waiter...there's a vagina in my food.

Oh, look honey they have pepparoni slices.....oh, nevermind.

I'll have the breast meat.

Wow, this place has exotic wild game...they serve beaver, oh and it's cooked rare, still pink in the middle.

Really, there are a lot worse jobs you could have. I don't really see the appeal but i've heard of a lot stranger shit on this site. And it wouldn't hurt you or anybody else so knock yourself out. As far as being normal as in a lot of people doing it or have done it or want to do it, meh.......not really.

Before we vote we need to know if you are male or female! Personally, I wouldn't eat sushi with a sausage in it.

Lolz I wonder how pubic hair fits into the whole human platter thing. Waiter, there's a hair in my food!

You can be human or a platypus, not both. Choose wisely.

The closest I ever got to this was a line of coke off my wifes ass

My wife has been wanting to do this for a long time. She gets so turned on by the thought of lying there naked covered in food and having complete strangers eating the food of her body. We have done it a home with some friends but she now wants to go to the next stage and do it in public in a restaurant, the thought of all those people eating off her and then seeing her naked body is a big turn on for her.

Not normal. Feels like a Bacchic festival. You need an old Roman or Greek theme to this atmosphere. Hmmmm. But, I'm not eating any food that's on you. Everyone else can help themselves. I'm also envisioning Thailand for some reason.

I always wanted to do that too :D

sounds hot :D if i was one of those "girls" id do it XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I had something funny to say but after reading Jweezee's comment I can't remember.

If you're comfortable about it then go for it, but make sure you're extremely clean and disease/infection free. Be like a mannequin and don't even have gas if you can help it. That will most likely ruin the dinning experience.

Hmm , me too . Wouldn't wanna share her with everyone else tho.